The Antlers just want to Help!

What it is: Reindeer Antler Bottle Opener ($35)
Who it’s for: People who want to open their bottles in the manliest way possible.
Where to get it: Brook Farm General Store
Why it's yay: 1. The antlers are naturally shed by reindeer in the Fall 2. The antlers are gathered up from the Lapland forest 3. The antlers open your bottles!

King Haggard keeps his in the sea

What it is: Silkscreen Unicorn Tie ($30/skinny, $40/regular)
Who it’s for: People who can pull it off.
Where to get it: Cyberoptix
Why it's yay: Unicorns!!!!!!!

Groove-y

What it is: Record Cuff ($48)
Who it’s for: People who are awesome.
Where to get it: Elsewheres
Why it's yay: Things are just cooler when they're made out of records.