Father's Day Gifts!

What it is:  Shit My Dad Says book ($8.79)
Who it’s for:  Dads who talk shit.
Where to get it:  Click on Link Above!
Why it's yay:  See below:

"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."

"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."